姓名:English or Chinese? (英文or中文?!) 年齡:Confidential (機密) 身高:Not related to the job (跟工作無關) 體重:Varies all the time, before lunch or after(一直有在變化,用餐前後都不相同) 居住地:At what stage of my life, please be more specific(我ㄉ每個階段居住ㄉ地方都不同,請指出特定ㄉ時期) 電話:Ericsson (行動電話ㄉ廠牌名-__- ..) 電子郵件:Only give to pretty and rich girls(只給美麗和有錢ㄉ女生) 上班時間:the shorter the better (時間越短越好) 應徵職位:a post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and younggirls (希望不用太忙於公事,但必須有許多漂亮妹妹和年輕妹妹圍繞在旁邊) 學歷:Graduated at the wild chicken university (畢業於野雞大學) 語言能力:fluent in bullshits (瞎掰非常流利) 興趣:Sleeping and sleeping (睡覺AND睡覺) 經歷:Fooling around all the time (一直都是遊手好閒) 曾任職位:Decent or not decent, please be more specific(請註明是要詢問哪一種...正派ㄉor不正派ㄉ) 已婚未婚:Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find inyour company (仍然正在找尋有錢的漂亮妹妹,並且希望能在你們公司找到...) 未來期望:Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible(能有個表演ㄉ舞台(可愛現),並且能越快退休越好) 希望待遇:Lesser workload the better (工作量越少越好)