-- 作者： Joe -- 發表時間： 2005/01/31 03:19am 環球小姐最後一條問題 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?          Ms America:   Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so?          Ms America:   Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ (Applause! Applause!) -- 作者： Joe -- 發表時間： 2005/01/31 03:22am Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?          Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) Question: How can you say so?          Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause! Applause!) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?          Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so?          Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?          Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping. Question: How can you say so?          Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)