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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when az
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark}y<
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd*=0:
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the13mS
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom'sNV+
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming,}'
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the_7bm
toilet a few days ago.Vj
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. DuringRi+p?y
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerG
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. ThenWZ Fv
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'sMK3
hitting the bottle."]eDD
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker=vL+
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing.=7;FT
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then~M*u
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?",
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ELDERLY
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. TheCAE2u
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers andp
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a'{RKdG
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for theR~
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth/Q
fairy will never believe this!"b:Z/
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herI~<u
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."vV+^
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache thepG>
next morning."\@~R
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting{=k
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they1Sg0?
won't let me talk!"CM8U)
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered`~
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He pickedlg4br
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been<~oe\
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called-
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy'sH_`&
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".d-)GNM
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