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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a&sxFB
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was starkE
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'ds6;QH
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in theXv5U
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroomTP>:c
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming#Lh(1]
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in theaagck
toilet a few days ago.^
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. DuringL&u
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerHF_;s1
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Thent-
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'sNd
hitting the bottle.">8
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker'`Li=
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbingLawQH
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then'8<
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"2
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderlyY
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. TheG
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers ando/F]N
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at aX:{J=
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the)
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothWxl+7
fairy will never believe this!"V3fC
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herp>tv
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."e
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the!"#
next morning."ZE
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wastingu
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and theyfT0:
won't let me talk!"q
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered%V)oDn
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He pickedYVWe2
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been86]%8
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy calledW
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy'sJvC}w[
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".\ c
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