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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when aE[
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was starkXxwd
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'dL}
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the r
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom(ziu
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charmingD>
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in thez&:p
toilet a few days ago.M;
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. DuringS56l`
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerNb
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. ThenZ'8:G
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's|*&-
hitting the bottle."-o+
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's lockerm'
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing;^J]A
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and thenl
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"Qx$m}
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ELDERLY
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The"9x}Sg
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers andl_=U|
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a1X
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the<y
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth}v2`D
fairy will never believe this!"rl
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herk"0=H
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.".EeES#
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache theY%v
next morning."GJ9=&F
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wastingLVw
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they+Gj.N
won't let me talk!")4`"IN
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingereduc\]
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He pickedada*
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been.gqZO+
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called|!e
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's^4u~k
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".` /:_
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