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The Way Children See Things!D#Zu
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NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when acK&'0
Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was starkhkK 9F
naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!
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HONESTY
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My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd`#hhZ
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in theua$
garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom_Pd]#
and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming|
little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in theQjd~
toilet a few days ago.v%^2
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KETCHUP
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A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. Duringx
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answerFv+?vh
the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. TheneTV
she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She'sOD&O"
hitting the bottle."x
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MORE NUDITY
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's lockery\FXr
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbingN5]
towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then2J!
asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"^gz
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ELDERLY
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While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly@SJx3
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shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. TheGBxz+`
various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers andb"//
wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a]%;j
pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for thec[F
inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The toothb}FUjY
fairy will never believe this!"T
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DRESS-UP
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A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw herHf )
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dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.""-]
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the`7&
next morning."W
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SCHOOL
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A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting<?x
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my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they=t?C
won't let me talk!"Xn
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BIBLE
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A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered#I :t*
through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked8NF>q
up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had beenlx-n5Q
pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy calledr|=W&H
out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's}
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voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear".(Sz&6(
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