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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 愛情數學O
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Smart man + smart woman = romance
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Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC 辦公室數學[U
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Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH 購物數學IP
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS 通用公式和統計W
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS 幸福狀況篇/u0c|
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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY 壽命統計篇u#2]d
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Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
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more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 婚後變化篇@
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 討論技巧篇P
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
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Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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and my personal favorite............
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 對抗催婚篇v
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
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and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
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They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
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TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
  
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有時間翻譯成中文也不錯啊。 
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