 |  此主題相關圖片如下：
 按此查看圖片詳細資料
[這篇文章最後由WingWing在 2004/11/17 04:08pm 第 1 次編輯]`fKG
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS 愛情數學kC5
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 kr
Smart man + smart woman = romance
nF
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
.
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
{ih:=
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
@+
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 (6U.P
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 LM)
OFFICE ARITHMETIC 辦公室數學Xh
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 [>I_]p
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
O
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
z])D$a
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
.
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
Z3}
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 7VDz
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 r
SHOPPING MATH 購物數學0j
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 58(
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
1
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
IsmG>
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 =#PL
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 0S
GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS 通用公式和統計WY
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 E]z
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
;:bG
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
-
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
C
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6h%=+
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 $
HAPPINESS 幸福狀況篇t+w
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 {n*+z
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
SKDm
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
mn!IY
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 ).Z"Ts
LONGEVITY 壽命統計篇Q(&%7
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 _8sU
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
;:`
more willing to die.
k&T~
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 8GpZG
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE 婚後變化篇,!Y0N|
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 {Me?W
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
k#P?
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
#J55
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 1jm8T
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE 討論技巧篇vO
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 ~,t
A woman has the last word in any argument.
1I2
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
d}
and my personal favorite............
H
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 9^?Eb
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 W'O
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED 對抗催婚篇j
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 EhX
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs
YOJ(5
and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
xj,
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
W.'/\
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 h
©緣生術數研究社 -- 術數研究 Z
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND
5r)1
TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
  
1U
有時間翻譯成中文也不錯啊。 
 ,?]0u@
| | |
破除見思二惑
|
|
|
頂端 
加到"我的最愛"
主題管理：
總固頂 
取消總固頂 
短訊息
查看
搜尋
通訊錄
引用
回覆
只看我
2004/11/17 04:05pm 
IP: 已設定保密
B;
(
