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OK Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
#BwBbR Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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Qy6 ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ v8CN ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ t,v GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS ³q¥Î¤½¦¡©M²ÎpLv2 ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ =9OT9\ A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Nsx A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
y~TYG0 A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Md A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ g HAPPINESS ©¯ºÖª¬ªp½gRTOGQV ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ T'p To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
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understand her at all.
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©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ ]`X! LONGEVITY ¹Ø©R²Îp½gT ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ 9E Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
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©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ 2 PROPENSITY TO CHANGE ±B«áÅܤƽg9C ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ U`Agy A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ wpw:qu DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE °Q½×§Þ¥©½g#9BX:u ©½t¥Í³N¼Æ¬ã¨sªÀ -- ³N¼Æ¬ã¨s¡@¡@ Q A woman has the last word in any argument.
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>8q and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
7W{U( They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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